MAN CARD by Sarina Bowen & Tanya Eby

MAN CARD EXCERPT

Name your other favorite movies,” I challenge Braht.

All of them?” He chugs his margarita.

Hmm. Top ten? Top five?”

That’s totally easy,” he says. Somehow I’ve gotten closer to him on the floor. When he sits back, I actually snuggle in beside him. He’s wearing a ridiculously soft shirt that feels good against my skin. And I watch with fascination as he ticks off the names of films on his fingers. When Harry Met Sally. The Devil Wears Prada. Roman Holiday. Clueless. And Working Girl.”

I burst out laughing. I can’t help it. Those are all chick flicks. You should just hand over your man card right now.”

Not a chance.” Braht’s expression grows intense. In the first place, I gave you a very thorough demonstration of my man card last week. I don’t remember hearing any complaints.”

I swallow hard, because this is certainly true.

And secondly, you’re looking at this all backward.”

I…am?” And why can’t I look away? He has the most beautiful, intelligent eyes.

Yeah, you are,” he whispers. It’s the guy who has a firm grip on his man card that can hold your purse. He’s not afraid to be seen with that Tory Burch you like to carry—nice color, by the way. He’ll free up your hands because he likes your hands, and he remembers all the terrific things you can use them for.”

Oh,” I say slowly. Now my fingers itch to reach out for him. I have to make fists with both hands so I won’t do it.

Furthermore, he’s not afraid to quote Working Girl. Because Joan Cusack is a genius. And who wouldn’t want to say Melanie Griffith’s best line out loud?”

I can’t help saying it with him, and together we sound like the world’s horniest Greek chorus: I have a head for business and a body for sin.”

Sin sounds pretty good right now, actually. But Braht’s not done with his speech. Any man who tells you that chick flicks are for pussies can’t be any good in bed. Because that man does not speak the language of women. He doesn’t know that a little luxury can erase a shitty day of worrying about your ex…”

Braht takes my hand in his and begins to massage it. He has a great technique, applying gentle pressure between each joint. I relax just a little bit more against him.

“…That man doesn’t speak the language because he’s afraid of sounding like a girl. But fuck that noise, honey bear. If a man doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe a satin teddy with peekaboo lace and mother-of-pearl snaps at the crotch, he can’t buy it for you and then strategically ask you to wear it. He can’t plan ahead to blow your mind sometime by lifting your skirt somewhere semi-public and dangerous. And he can’t get down on his knees and kiss that lace and then pop open those snaps while you bite your own hand to keep from screaming when you climax.” Braht takes a deep breath and lets it out in one hot gust. Fuck. What was the point of this speech?”

“Um…” My voice is hoarse, and my face is suddenly very hot. Let’s not even mention my nipples. Man cards, I think.” But I’m not sure, because everything tingles.

Right,” he says with a sigh. Still got mine. Shall we watch Working Girl next?”

Okay,” I breathe, sinking a little further into his comforting embrace.

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Sarina Bowen
USA Today Bestselling Author
@sarinabowen
Tanya Eby
Audie-Award-Winning Narrator
tanyaeby.com
@Blunder_Woman
MAN CARD
Sarina Bowen and Tanya Eby

I really enjoyed reading Man Hands by Sarina Bowen and Tanya Eby and now we get more from them in Man Card. This time we get Ash and Braht’s story, who we met in the first book. I am loving these books. Though this is not the laugh-out-loud read Man Hands was, it was fun and had my smiling throughout.
I loved Ash. She had been hurt in the past and does not trust easily, even so, she has a big heart. She was sweet and had so much sass! Braht was not your typical romance hero. He was a man who did not care about all the things men usually care about and he was okay with that. I loved that about him.
I loved the banter between Braht and Ash. They were competitive, but Braht is determined to win her over. I loved this story! Even with all their back and forth, it was sweet and funny. They had great chemistry, even when at odds. I got lost in this story while reading it which I think is a great compliment for the authors!
Once I was done reading Man Card, I was left feeling happy. These two authors do a great job coauthoring. I laughed and swooned throughout the story. Braht was quite the character, but you can’t help but love him! Him and Ash were great together, even when they were at odds! I cannot wait to see what these authors bring us next!
~ Liz

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